I had a dream...that I was on some like pacific island with Anthony Bourdain. We were with the natives on the beach, but not exactly near the water, sort of near the trees, but the water still reached there.

They dug a hole in the sand at the bottom of a little stream, and somehow there were crabs there. they showed us how to rip the legs off and eat them; apparently, they were safe to eat raw.

I asked what they did with the bodies? they like crab them and used them as like weights or something to drop in the water onto the sand floor, and wherever they dropped them, a fish came out, one that was hiding, buried under the sand.

They said they were piranhas, so I was scared when the first one came out, but it didn't look dangerous.

just remembered that I dreamt the other night that I was Rihanna, and I was trying to seduce some boy, I can't remember who, but it was a real person not just a dream person. He was like in my bathroom like noooooooooo we can't just do this all day, and I was like c'mooonnnnnnnnnnnn. I was totally naked, but I was rihanna. fucking wierd. n all I had to do to convince him to come out of the bathroom was start singing fucking bad romance by lady gaga. what the shit? who wouldn't wanna bang rihanna? I'm just sayin.

First night in like a week I've slept fully without waking. First part of dream in Orlando with Juan and Laura Kurtz. We had to catch the bus, only they were dump trucks, with like rows of seating inside. So they like served two purposes: collect trash, and transport people while doing so. Kinda smart, I guess. Andrew Dunko, or someone from highschool was on, I asked them about their major but they said something really obscure. I was like, "Pardon me?" They kept saying something more specific, i was like "what's that?" like three times.Finally, I just pretended to understand


Second part of dream I was with Jenn, Jason Lampe, and Anna Vega. I guess they were gonna show me around Gainesville, but like we had to do some errands first, like Jenn had to apply for a loan or something n Jason had to sign a lease, shit like that. So in this one waiting room, idk how it happened, but I think either I recieved a mysterious call, and it transported me, but I'm pretty sure there was like this mysterious, curious looking door in the waiting room we were in. I think they knew something would happen if I acted on these things, just like me. So I did. And either picking up this phone call or walking through this door transported me back in time to the 1950's! I was like, "HOLY SHIT, THIS IS AWESOME!"

We were on the same street, just back in the day. I walked into the first store I found. It was like a general store, but looked just like the office we'd been in and only had merchandise at the register. I walked up and there was a one dollar bill. I was like OMG IS THIS A ONE DOLLAR BILL?! Guy working there, (who was the dude that attended me when I went to the gun range)was like, "yep, just got her yesterday." It was weird, it had a picture of the queen on it. I didn't know what to buy, but I figured fuck it, i don't have much money, but I've time traveled back to the fucking 50's, I'm gonna buy as much stuff as I can carry. Plus, money went much further back in the day. So I bought a magazine, which turned out to be a dirty magazine, he's like yep that's a good one, but it was like 50's dirty. Like fully dressed girls. I saw a bunch of cans behind him labeled Camel, I was like ewww. but maybe they made beer before cigarettes. so I was like fuck it, I'm on vacation, lets have us a brew. Asked if it was beer, he said no, said they didn't sell that "stuff" anymore. not even wine. Bought cigs. Instead of asking for ID he asked for my like bathroom/lavatory # and flat number (basically, my address, I guess). This and the queen on the currency lead me to believe I was in Britain, but idk. Patrons of the store behind me were getting restless as I was like unsure of what to get. Finally, left store. I really, really wanted to go to a clothing store and spend like all my money there. It was weird, everyone was dressed normally, but looked at me like a freak, because my attire would have been entirely inappropriate for a girl to wear at that time. I didn't care, though, I was soooo happy just to be there. Everything had this sort of like sepia tint to it, like old photographs.

I thought of everything I could possibly do, i wondered what would happened if I called Jenn in the future, or like...idk, creative things I could do.

I spotted a clothing store, was about to go in, when I looked to my left and saw the same building from the future, and jenn and everyone else still sitting there. So i ran inside. I was sporting a huge fucking grin, and I was like overwhelmingly excited, I couldn't even speak for a second. Finally, I explained where I had gone. They were like, oh, thats cool. I was like, No, you don't understand. I time traveled. Back to the fucking 50's. They were like oh, that's pretty sweet, I guess. I think it was just Lampe and Anna, Jenn was in a meeting. So I sat down for second, and wondered if I walked outside again it would be the fifties. I got kinda scared that it wouldn't be, but ended up staying in the waiting room anyways. I said, "so whats the plan, stan?" lampe laughed, apparently he knew a stan or something. said we needed to go to a mcdonalds to meet with two of his future flatmates to square things out. I woke up then. but it was a really good dream =]

Had no trouble falling asleep last night, but woke up around 1:30 ish, went to the bathroom after a long ass time, checked the clock n it was 2:35, tried to sleep some more, went to the bathroom one more goddamn time, just to like get up for a change n not lay there, n it was 3:45. not much sleep last night. but sometime during the few hours I did rest, I dreamt...


First, I had a dream with Nick Sierra, not Dauk, which is wierd, cuz I would totally prefer Dauk. Whatever. Anyways, we've had that long running joke about making babies and we were like on the couch for movie night like always, and I like think I mentioned something about the baby making, and then led him to my room. I like totally seduced him, and we did the Jane fonda hahahahah we had sex in so many different positions. wierd though, because I don't like him at all, at least not in that way.


Second dream, I was at my moms apartment in her bathroom, and I was jamming with my band. We decided to take a break for a few minutes. I was the only one standing outside the bathtub, which is just a regular sized bathtub, and so I pull back the curtains, and the singer and drummer were playing in the tub. only the drummer was Brandon Boyd and the singer was Mike Einzeigger, the guitarist of incubus. Brandon fucking boyd though. We apparently couldn't find a snare, so I had told him to improvise, and he had stacked two of my moms like nice china bowls on top of each other, and I was like dude, c'mon why'd you use the nice stuff? my moms gonna be pissed. I was angry at brandon boyd. instead of immediately boning him, I got angry at him for drumming on my moms silverware. wtf man. and also, idk how the fuck we fit a drum set in the tub, but when i got on it, it was totally legit, physics didn't really apply in this dream. neither did logic, because if I ever got within a thousand feet of Mr. Boyd, there would be sexing.

Me and the family took a trip to the beach and we were walking down this endless pier. There were a lot of people swimming in the water, and on the pier. We walked for a while, and saw all sorts of weird fish, like this one tiny, vertical fish that was eating the wood off the pier.

I saw a pink dolphin, which was very curious, considering they only live in the fresh waters of the Amazon river. This douchebag kid swims up to it and like hits it on the head. The dolphin turns around and like stares him down, I'm like oh shit, this dolphins gonna fuck up this little kid. Dolphin didn't do anything, thankfully, though the kid was mean.

I was walking back to the shore when I saw a murky aquarium to the left side of me. This curiously dressed guy said, "monkeys, monkeys, give them a shell!" and so I looked down and grabbed a shell and raised it up to the aquarium. Apparently they were underwater monkeys, sea monkeys, if you will. one came out and snatched the shell outta my hand, I was like whoa. I continued on.

Near the shore I was this giant squid tentacle, all white and dead like you see washed up on the beach. I flipped out. I was like whoa this is awesome you guys know how rare this is?!?! no one seemed to care. Then suddenly out from where the pier begins the owner of the tentacle, a legitimate giant squid came out and started swimming out to see. then I really flipped a shit. I was like HOLY SHIT ITS A MOTHERFUCKING GIANT SQUID!!! ITS A GIANT SQUID! again, no one seemed to care. I was like wtf ppl? I dont think any one has ever seen one alive like this, and you guys don't care?


I ran back to see my dad and tell him, because we always watch discovery channel and animal planet together and I knew he would care. I found him, he was sitting on our cooler, by himself, while everyone I guess was inland changing to go for a swim.


I go inland to the hotel we're staying at to find my family and change. Going up the stairs I find an iPod. I ask around, but no one seems to know whose it is. I get to the top and its like a shopping mall. I see Brittany Ellis there, with some other girl. Apparently, Brittney had some sort of terminal disease and had had her legs or arms...or both I think amputated. She looked really ill. She was like propped up like a mannequin. She told me her story, and I was so sad. I started to walk away, but then remembered I had the iPod, and so I gave her the iPod. I couldn't cure her cancer, but at least I could give her that. Wierd. eventually found my fam, but it was about to rain and so we went to the hotel.

Tags: brittney ellis, sea monkey

A couple nights ago I dreamt that me and two friends had signed up for like a big group jet skiing/boating day, trip thing. Two friends I guess because I was playing co op with Jarek and his friend Braxton that night.

We got on the jet ski's and rode for a little while, swam a bit. I remember seeing dolphins.

We were the youngest of the group, and so the others tired out much quicker than us, and so we came back to shore a bit later than everyone else. We got off onto the dock, and headed towards the locker room.

The lockers where all see-through, and we saw that they were all full of everyone's bloody clothes. or parts of their clothes, like their shirt, or pants or something. We freaked out, we were like wtf is going on. I go to check the locker assigned to me, and realize that the other half of the persons belongings were in my locker, like their shirts or wallets.

I had been framed. On my locker was a bloody icon, something outta Borderlands. We were like shit shit, we gotta get out of here! So we left the locker room.

Suddenly, I was all relaxed and nonchalant about the whole situation. The plan was to leave on the jet ski's, but I saw a dolphin in the water, and so I got in with it. I remember saying something like, " awwww, you're not a murderous dolphin like that other one, are you?" in a cutesy, "I'm talking to an animal or baby" voice.

We jump on the jet skis, and I look forward only to realize that instead of open water, there is only dry land. The water had been drained somehow, there was maybe 25 feet before it got to land. Then we see these two huge brutes wielding miniguns coming at us. I was like, " shit I dont think we have to use the jet skis in this part of the game." I pressed X on the jet ski to dismount, just like in Borderlands, and we armed up. I don't really remember, but I guess we fought it out with the giant dudes.

Tags: borderlands, jet ski, locker room

Last night I dreamed that I was at a wedding in this huge castle. The castle came from this level in COD: Modern Warfare 2 that I played last night, which in the game they said it was an impenetrable fortress in its time, and although worn down in the game, it was beautiful in my dream.

The bride was this black girl I met at the soliloquists of sound show I went to last weekend. She was like the only other person rocking out, and was generally a cool chick. Felice and I both wish we had gotten her number. Her name was Isis.

Apparently, we were good friends and I was the bridesmaid, I remember the bride was wearing a white strapless dress. She asked me if she looked okay. I told her she looked beautiful.

I remember there were many guests and like waiters everywhere. At one point I was sitting with my parent, with whom I choose to sit instead of Laura and Kaitlin who were also there and up and to the right a few rows. Idk why we were sitting, like I was attending church. The procession hadn’t yet started, so I guess I was just waiting.

I got up and was just mingling, chatting with people, when suddenly this giant, pyramid shaped, like alien ship landed out in front of the main castle entrance, so we all saw. It was all like black, and covered in like shiny black plates of armor. Idk where the fuck I came up with that. But one side of the triangle opened up and groups of soldiers came running in with like these weird, futuristic weapons. I watched the fifth element the other day, and so maybe that’s where all this sci-fi stuff came from.

A soldier ran past me and shot me with his gun, only instead of bullets came out a spray of black ink. I only got hit with like two drops to the face though. I asked what it was, to which he responded only with a menacing smile.

After all the troops, this woman comes out of the alien ship. She had long red hair, and was wearing like futuristic armour that was black and red. She looked really cool.

I remember the soldiers spraying everyone, but no physically restraining everyone. It turns out that the black ink was like a transdermal truth serum, which had sedating effects. I guess that's why no one fought back. I only got hit with a few drops, but I felt like I was high. Most guests got hit with a lot more, and where knocked out. Many where still conscious, though.

The woman with the red hair came and found me. After attempting to interrogate the Bride, who resisted, resisted even against this ultimate truth serum, this red haired woman figured if she couldn't get the information she wanted out of the Bride, her next best bet would be the bridesmaid.

I was restrained, and she took some on her gloved hands and rubbed some on my upper lip. I was like, " Awww, c'mon, don't give me a 'stache!!!" to which she responded, "If I had to get one, you're getting one too." Apparently, the Bride fought back and tagged her with the ink, but only half her upper lip was covered. I felt high at this point, but mostly I felt the effects of the truth serum. I felt as if I could tell no lie, even as hard as I tried, I had to say whatever was demanded of me.

This is all like, kill bill inspired, I think. The wedding siege thing, anyways.

Idk wtf she wanted, but I wouldn’t tell her, even though I told her many other things. From here on out its all like inspired by this book I'm reading, called The Collector, in which case she would've been the main character and I her captive. I remember I got all pissy and grabbed a chair, took it outside to this like porch area and sat down, all moody. She said something really wise at this point, to which I had no response. Then I realized that CJ Roberts was outside, checking out these magnificent flowers that were hanging from a corner. I told him that I tried to take a bit off of one and clone it, but that it hadn’t worked. I don’t remember much from then on, but I guess CJ was in my dream because I spoke to him on facebook the other, and because he's really hot.

Tags: black ink, truth serum

so last night there was a rager, and I apparently got quite altered, because I don't recall how the night ended. Anyways, my dream invented the ending of the night.


I dreamt that I was like trashed and bored and I that I hit up my friends lLaura and Kristen. Anyways, I remember driving to meet them. Thats all I remembered in the dream. then I woke up in like a strange bed. I think it was a hotel room, and it was trashed; everything was messed up.
I was sooo hungover too I remember. So i go down to my car cuz I didn;t remember shit about the night before, and I realize my key and the beep beep part of my keys were different. and the beep beep led me to a like saturn suv. (exact car my dad just bought, but I didn't realize that in my dream, just thought was random car).

I saw that it was a rental, and so I was like.....FFFFUUUUUUUUUUU!!! something happened to my car. in the back seat there were like bags from this home goods store. So I went there.  When I showed up I like layed down on one of the sample beds, cuz I was really hung over. I was like...maybe I'll rest for just a minute. then these lady workers come up to me and tell me that I showed up he night before and like got sick in the middle of the store, and like trashed the place or something. and that I had passed out somewhere and they took care of me until my friends came and got me. apparently laura and kristen where douchebags in this dream.

Anyways, I was like i'm so sry old worker ladies, but thanks for helping me out. so I call L and K to like meet up...and thats all I remember I think I woke up then.



I was so PARANOID when I woke up. I looked out my window to make sure my car was still there and like checked my calls and texts to make sure I hadn't like gone out last night hahahhah.

I guess me and like a bunch of friends and my sister and her friends were like on some sort of trip. I remember being in this hotel room, one that was like at the far right side of the building, perpendicular to another building of the hotel. Anyways i just remember like arguing with Tim over whether or not the singer from the silversun pickups is a chick or not. and then my sisters friend maeva busts out like a bunch of different bags from her like satchel. She then shows me these like super dank nugs, and I just like shit brix. She showed me one solid piece that like alll red, and it was heart shaped, but it just looked sooooo goddamn fire. I'm like, "uhhhh....why don't we sample some of these lol ? or are you like keeping them forever just cuz they're like too pretty too smoke?" shes like yea i have  other danks we can smoke. 

Just as we were about to spark up tho, I heard a noise and looked to my right, out the window. the adjacent hotel buidling had like caught fire, and I was like OHHH SHIT! It consumed a bunch of windows which are rooms I guess really fast, and I was afraid the flames would jump from that building to ours. everyones like no woriess man no worries


later driving in car, tim is driving and marlina and jose are in the car, bitching about inane shit as usual. She's like what time's your class start? he's like oh in 19 minutes. then she goes ohh that mean class is at this time, you always say its at this other time blah blah blah. we were following a blue ford taurus, they were leading us somewhere. The guy driving that car was this really cute guy that was in line in front of us at halloween horror nights, and like idk who else, but there were two other passengers. We're on I-4 I think...or some other highways, and they're way ahead of us. suddenly (i forget the reasoning why) they stopped the car and they all jumped out and like laid on the pavement. We were like WTF?!?! and slammed on our brakes so we wouldn't run them over, and we didn't, but the semi truck behind us couldn't stop fast enough and hit our car, which in turn hit their car. Idk if we ran them over or not, but I woke up pretty quick after that. it went from being a good dream, to "wtf, I just accidentally ran my friends over" .....wierd

I dreamt last night that Corky had gone under my bed and started like biting his nails like Lily would always do, and my mom hated, and I thought, "wow, now we have corky to annoy my mom hah". anyways, I guess I wanted a new pet. and so I ordered one from India.

I stood outside in this huge field while a b-52 bomber flew overhead and dropped this huge wooder crate from the sky. I pried it open, and saw my pet! a motherfucking bengal tiger, nigga what?!?!?

I remember the crate drop, but I also remember like rescuing the tiger as a cub, like I saved it from some Indian owners. So I'm pretty sure when they delivered it to me it was just a bebe. anyways, I guess like florida law or wherever I was living didn't permit full grown tigers as pets, and like the gov. was after me trying to take my tiger away!! and so like I was a fugitive, on the road, just me and my tiger, trying not to get caught. it was cool though, eventually we reached some sort of like green paradise/ sanctuary, and I lived happily ever after with my tiger xD

I didn't try to ride it though, which is strange, cuz I would totally do that if I had a real Tiger.